Funny & Sarcastic T-Shirts
Cardio I Thought You Said Carbs Shirt
- Cardio? Oh — you said carbs. Completely different things, but both are equally valid choices.
- For the gym lover who knows carbs and cardio are really just two sides of the exact same coin
- The gym humor gift that every food-motivated lifter immediately claims is entirely accurate
- Soft, relatable, and the most honest shirt currently inside any gym bag anywhere on earth
More than a tee
Wear what you actually feel
You don't just put on a shirt. You make a statement.
Built different
Quality you can feel
Ultra-Soft Cotton
100% ringspun cotton that feels broken-in from day one.
Lasts Wash After Wash
Pre-shrunk with DTG print that looks as sharp on wear 100 as wear 1.
Printed in the USA
Every order is printed fresh on demand right here in the USA.
Bold, Vivid Colors
Colors that pop, designs that demand attention.
Get it right the first time
Size guide
💡 Tip: Measure your favourite tee and compare. All measurements are in inches.
| Size | Chest | Length | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 34" | 27" | 16" | 7.5" |
| S | 36" | 28" | 17" | 8" |
| M | 40" | 29" | 18" | 8.5" |
| L | 44" | 30" | 19" | 9" |
| XL | 48" | 31" | 20" | 9.5" |
| 2XL | 52" | 32" | 21" | 10" |
| 3XL | 56" | 33" | 22" | 10.5" |
Runs true to size. If between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
What's inside the box
The details matter
We obsess over the parts most brands ignore.
Browse all designs →100% ringspun cotton, 5.3 oz/yd². Soft, breathable, and built for the gym or the couch.
Direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. Vibrant, fade-resistant, no cracking or peeling — ever.
Classic unisex crew neck. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron on print.
Give it to yourself — or someone who gets it
Perfect for
Why we exist
We make tees for people who refuse to be basic
Inkspired started with one idea: your clothes should say something real.
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