Funny & Sarcastic T-Shirts
Powered by Protein and Poor Decisions Shirt
- Fueled by gains and genuinely questionable decisions — the gym life in seven exact words
- For the lifter self-aware enough to openly and proudly laugh at their own training choices
- The gym humor gift that perfectly captures the beautiful chaos of actually loving fitness
- Wear it with full pride — poor gym decisions always make the absolute best stories afterward
More than a tee
Fueled by protein. Guided by chaos.
You track your macros. You also ate an entire pizza last Tuesday. This tee is for every gym person who is genuinely trying and genuinely human at the same time. Printed in the USA. Soft enough for the couch, honest enough for the squat rack.
Built different
Quality you can feel
Ultra-Soft Cotton
100% ringspun cotton that feels broken-in from day one.
Lasts Wash After Wash
Pre-shrunk with DTG print that looks as sharp on wear 100 as wear 1.
Printed in the USA
Every order is printed fresh on demand right here in the USA.
Bold, Vivid Colors
Colors that pop, designs that demand attention.
Get it right the first time
Size guide
💡 Tip: Measure your favourite tee and compare. All measurements are in inches.
| Size | Chest | Length | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 34" | 27" | 16" | 7.5" |
| S | 36" | 28" | 17" | 8" |
| M | 40" | 29" | 18" | 8.5" |
| L | 44" | 30" | 19" | 9" |
| XL | 48" | 31" | 20" | 9.5" |
| 2XL | 52" | 32" | 21" | 10" |
| 3XL | 56" | 33" | 22" | 10.5" |
Runs true to size. If between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
What's inside the box
The details matter
We obsess over the parts most brands ignore.
Browse all designs →100% ringspun cotton, 5.3 oz/yd². Soft, breathable, and built for the gym or the couch.
Direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. Vibrant, fade-resistant, no cracking or peeling — ever.
Classic unisex crew neck. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron on print.
Give it to yourself — or someone who gets it
Perfect for
Why we exist
We make tees for people who refuse to be basic
Inkspired started with one idea: your clothes should say something real.
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